Friday December 7th - TWSS

Finally the long anticipated return of Thats What She Said Friday is back and ready to make you feel uncomfortable. As promised we have two great stories for you this week. Although first let me take a moment and wish a very happy Hanukkah to all of the chosen people out there. Enjoy a latke or two and I hope all of your dreidel spins land on Gimel. Ok now that I have made my lawyers happy I can move on to this week's TWSS.

The first of our two stories come from a poker game that has been in the making for two years. Or that is how long it has been since I have actually played cards. The other night 11 of us addicts (for the rest of the story I will refer to these types of people as gamblers) got together with the intention on playing some cards for money [I am sure a few of us thought we were playing strip poker (I know I wore extra clothes for that purpose)]. Anyway we got together and as the cards were being tossed around and chips moved from one side of the table to the other (but never returned GARRETT!!!) this TWSS moment came into existence. The set up that you all need to know is that Brad was dealing the cards and after everyone got them Kurt decided that it was his turn to bet (it was not his turn nor will it ever be) and that is where I leave you:

The cards are dealt everyone is looking at their hands and waiting for the first person to act. Out of turn Kurt bets:

Russ: That was a little premature wasn't it?
Grant: Thats What She Said, and it wasn't your bet.

Terrific.

Now coming from the collection of great office TWSS. This one comes from a conversation with Adam and myself. Early one morning he came over to my desk (I like to call it the Death Star) and asked if I could help him get the back of his phone of so he could read a serial number. As the manly man that I am I decided that this would be a problem. As I struggled mightily to get the back of his phone open these TWO TWSS were born.



Me: I can't get it off
Adam: Thats What She Said

30 seconds later

Adam: This is way too hard
Me: Thats What She Said

Well folks it feels great to be back and if I hadn't mentioned this I miss you all. I think we all just had a moment there. Well tune in next week for another installment of your favorite real life to blog stories. Have a great week. Remember you can email me your stories at: ThatsWhatSheSaidFriday@gmail.com.