Friday December 14 - TWSS

This week we have two stories that I would like to share with you. The first is not for our younger readers. I don't think we have any but just in case my lawyers made me put that part in there. So now that I got that out of the way lets fucking do this!!

Ok, so we start with a late night at the old office. Bryan Dunkle, Adam Darvick and myself were there late working and I was talking to them about how their calls were going. Dunkle was talking when Adam just blurted out:

Adam: Come on crackers lets do this
Dunkle and I both taken aback by the shouted of that statement
Adam: (talking about a list of names) I am going down on all of these 2010 grads. (I think he was in the moment but still he knew what was coming)
Me: Thats What She Said

So this second story occured Thursday. I was in Matt Frese's office talking about my exciting night plans (I must take this time out to give my congrats to David and Sarah on their engagement) as I was saying we were talking about our night plans and I was mentioning how excited I was for some new 30 Rock which as Dunkle had told me earlier in the week won an emmy for best comedy. Great. So we were talking about the show and I said I was glad to have a night in and this TWSS was born.

Me: I am just going to lay on the couch, eat some food and play with my puppy.
Frese: Thats What She Said
Me: ?

To best explain this and I think you all will get a kick out of this. Take out your cell phone (oh come on I know you have one) start a a text message and put the setting on iTAP or whatever auto write system your phone has. Type in "Come out tonight pussy" and see what you get. Go ahead I'll wait a minute.

Told ya. Well I hope that clears it up. If it doesnt then go back to the story and re-read it. If it still does not make sense, well then your just a stupid puppy! Enjoy the weekend.