Friday December 21 - TWSS

I will make this short and sweet because I am sure we all have families we want to get back and share silly stories of the years past. Ok this story comes from a discussion of lunch at work. We were deciding whether or not Chipotle or Qdoba was better for burritos. Josh who is a hardcore Chipotle burrito fan said there was nothing better then Chipotle. His reason was this:

Josh: They have bigger ones
Me: Thats What She Said
Josh: I like meat better too
Me: Thats What She Said

At this point Frese decides to join the arguement and set the record straight.
Frese: I think that its a toss up for whos is bigger
Me: Thats What She Said
Frese: But I also like their (Chipotle) meat
Darvick: Thats What She Said

Well I guess we will never end this great debate. Until next time. Have a happy kwanza and a merry christmas and may all your wishes and dreams come true.

Friday December 14 - TWSS

This week we have two stories that I would like to share with you. The first is not for our younger readers. I don't think we have any but just in case my lawyers made me put that part in there. So now that I got that out of the way lets fucking do this!!

Ok, so we start with a late night at the old office. Bryan Dunkle, Adam Darvick and myself were there late working and I was talking to them about how their calls were going. Dunkle was talking when Adam just blurted out:

Adam: Come on crackers lets do this
Dunkle and I both taken aback by the shouted of that statement
Adam: (talking about a list of names) I am going down on all of these 2010 grads. (I think he was in the moment but still he knew what was coming)
Me: Thats What She Said

So this second story occured Thursday. I was in Matt Frese's office talking about my exciting night plans (I must take this time out to give my congrats to David and Sarah on their engagement) as I was saying we were talking about our night plans and I was mentioning how excited I was for some new 30 Rock which as Dunkle had told me earlier in the week won an emmy for best comedy. Great. So we were talking about the show and I said I was glad to have a night in and this TWSS was born.

Me: I am just going to lay on the couch, eat some food and play with my puppy.
Frese: Thats What She Said
Me: ?

To best explain this and I think you all will get a kick out of this. Take out your cell phone (oh come on I know you have one) start a a text message and put the setting on iTAP or whatever auto write system your phone has. Type in "Come out tonight pussy" and see what you get. Go ahead I'll wait a minute.

Told ya. Well I hope that clears it up. If it doesnt then go back to the story and re-read it. If it still does not make sense, well then your just a stupid puppy! Enjoy the weekend.

Friday December 7th - TWSS

Finally the long anticipated return of Thats What She Said Friday is back and ready to make you feel uncomfortable. As promised we have two great stories for you this week. Although first let me take a moment and wish a very happy Hanukkah to all of the chosen people out there. Enjoy a latke or two and I hope all of your dreidel spins land on Gimel. Ok now that I have made my lawyers happy I can move on to this week's TWSS.

The first of our two stories come from a poker game that has been in the making for two years. Or that is how long it has been since I have actually played cards. The other night 11 of us addicts (for the rest of the story I will refer to these types of people as gamblers) got together with the intention on playing some cards for money [I am sure a few of us thought we were playing strip poker (I know I wore extra clothes for that purpose)]. Anyway we got together and as the cards were being tossed around and chips moved from one side of the table to the other (but never returned GARRETT!!!) this TWSS moment came into existence. The set up that you all need to know is that Brad was dealing the cards and after everyone got them Kurt decided that it was his turn to bet (it was not his turn nor will it ever be) and that is where I leave you:

The cards are dealt everyone is looking at their hands and waiting for the first person to act. Out of turn Kurt bets:

Russ: That was a little premature wasn't it?
Grant: Thats What She Said, and it wasn't your bet.

Terrific.

Now coming from the collection of great office TWSS. This one comes from a conversation with Adam and myself. Early one morning he came over to my desk (I like to call it the Death Star) and asked if I could help him get the back of his phone of so he could read a serial number. As the manly man that I am I decided that this would be a problem. As I struggled mightily to get the back of his phone open these TWO TWSS were born.



Me: I can't get it off
Adam: Thats What She Said

30 seconds later

Adam: This is way too hard
Me: Thats What She Said

Well folks it feels great to be back and if I hadn't mentioned this I miss you all. I think we all just had a moment there. Well tune in next week for another installment of your favorite real life to blog stories. Have a great week. Remember you can email me your stories at: ThatsWhatSheSaidFriday@gmail.com.

Sorry for the Delay

Sorry for the absence of TWSS. Over the Thanksgiving break there was no access to a computer and I have been in Oklahoma City this week. I promise to have at least two stories of TWSS for this weeks post. Thanks.