Time Slots The Real Joke

Well as last weeks blog would show The Office continues to create the best possible situations for Thats What She Said. However, this week differs from last week in the fact that our story comes not from Michael Scott and crew but from my crew as we settled in to watch the newest episode of The Office. I had just gotten down to Mac's place and we were talking about how dumb we thought the new show Kath and Kim was; I then mentioned how a guy that I work with wife had tried out and apparently was in the top three for the part of Kim the younger sultry daughter played by Selma Blair. As the show concluded we came upon our TWSS of the week:

Grant: Man that is a terrible show
Drew: Yea I dont know who would watch that
Lax: I think it is just a hard slot to be in
Mac: Thats What She Said

We wil most likely have a hiatus as I am traveling for work this Friday. But please keep your stories coming and happy halloween.

Ready, Set, Auction

This week I will not tell you of a TWSS story that come up in our everday lives. Although there were plenty of worthy ones they all get trumped by the originator of the now imfamous, Thats What She Said. Well it was like any normal Thursday night. Me and a few friends, and a special guest from New York City were hanging out. I had just made some hamburgers and we were watching game 2 of the World Series. We decided that the game would be still on after The Office so we switched over to watch it. As we watched we were all blessed with the following...

Michael Scott: 1-Hour Yoga with Holly starting at $300

MS: Do I hear $300 blah blag do I hear $300

(No one in the room motions to bid)

MS: Do I hear $300 in the back do I hear $350 da da da $400 (no one still bidding)

MS:Going once, going twice, sold to me.

(Michael bangs the auction gavel on the podium and it gives off a squeak)

Phyllis: It was the only one we could find

MS: It squeaks when you bang it...Thats What She Said

As we stuffed our faces (TWSS) we all burst into laugter... Michael Scott never ceases to amaze me.

Until next time: I leave you a few notes. 1. Go Terps, homecoming 2008 lets rock it 2. Brad you are neither as funny or straight as you think you are 3. Grant still cant booze 4. Mac way to own Looneys

Take that, Take that, Take that

Also I would like to apologize to the older Wiffleball team that got offended we called them "29, if we were being nice"

Friday - October 17, 2008

Hello again. It finally feels like Fall and I am loving it. First a quick shout out to my pops. Happy Birthday. Ok enough of the family stuff lets get to this weeks Thats What She Said. This one comes after the Philadelphia Phillies took game four in the National League Championship Series. The Phillies were down going into the eighth inning 5-3. However the lead evaporated as Shane Victorino connected for a two run job that tied the game at 5. With not even 20 at bats with the team Matt Stairs who came over from the Toronto Blue Jays pinch hit for the pitcher at the time. With a man on Matt Stairs connected with a fast ball. He sent it deep into the Los Angeles night. The Phillies would go on to win the game and the series staking their place in the World Series. You might be asking yourself, "Dave so what does that game and Matt Stairs have to do with TWSS" well my impatient friends let me tell you. Matt because of his game winning hit, got to talk to the press after the game. In his post game chat with the press he spouted out this dandy and all of America (or at least all of Pennsylvania that are non Pirates fans) witnessed:

Matt Stairs: When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys
Nation: Thats What She Said
Matt Stairs: there's no better feeling than to have that done
Nation: Thats What She Said

If you question the line please check out the video clip.

Welp I gotta go to a family dinner for the birthday. So everyone have a safe weekend.

Friday - October 10, 2008

So the time has come to share a story of TWSS from this past week. As many of my TWSS stories the basis of this needs to be explained. I work for a Baseball company and there is plenty of talk about sports and the such. This one conversation comes in the aftermath of the Boston Red Sox and the Los Angeles Angels of Aneheim divisional series. The Red Sox ended up winning, but as we all know the "The Nation" will always be the big loser. Anyways I was speaking with a co-worker regarding the play that proved to be a topic of great debate. To summerize the play Jason "Tek" Varitek caught Reggie Willtis. However the play is beening disputed because Tek dove at the runner and tagged him, as he fell to the ground and landed on his elbow the ball pops out of this glove. The runner was called out by the third base umpire even though the ball popped out. Anyways as we talked we were debating back and forth about if the call was right. As we were talking another co-worker chimed in and asked:

Co-Worker2: Did he go down? (in reference to Tek falling down)
Co-Worker 1: Thats What She Said


Thats all for now. Keep the good stories coming...

Friday - October 3, 2008

Back From the Future:

After a long, very long hiatus we are back at it. First I feel I must explain this long break. When I started doing this blog I found that I very much liked trying to get the best TWSS story of the week. However, it occurred to me that the day of posting always occurred on a Friday or Thursday night. There were two fundamental (p.s. this word "fundamental" has been seared into my brain after listening to the Vice Presidential debate) problems with this. So Fridays are work days. I was young and nieve thinking I could get away with posting during the work day (as I type this I laugh because at 4:13pm on Friday I am still at work). The other posting option was Thursday night and as I pointed out in the last sentence I was young and I like many of my fans (ok fan...ok mother) liked to enjoy Throwback Thursdays as my friend Mr. Massive likes to call them. This would hamper my writing skills. Now you may be asking yourself well the name of the blog is called "Thats What She Said Friday" what in the world can I do? Well as I have experience more blogger in this past year than I would like to admit I think that I have found out how to post prior to Friday morning or Thursday night and pre-set a time. So from now on, when I hear a TWSS story that makes me have an ear orgasm I will make sure I post that story. I will continue to try to add elements of my humor, even if my friends (mac, russ, sasser, drew, grant, garrett, lauren, brad, dave, lou, howie, steph, laura, matt and anyone else) dont think I am funny. Screw off because I think I am and really at the end of the day who are you, no one you have spent the last few minutes reading this so that means I win.

Even though I do not have a story I wanted to post a link to a video that I think you all should check out. Its pretty funny. Sarah Silverman does a voting PSA that is classic. It's called "The Great Schelp" Welp I cant wait for this adventure to re-begin. And I think that with this upcoming election and football (I mean a position called tightend and John Madden we are going to have more material then we know what to do with). Ok welp take care and see everyone next week. Peace Bitches