Friday November 16 - TWSS

This week we are all about Woody (Thats What She Said). We have two TWSS stories that use Woody "Steven" Wingfield as the punch line for the TWSS. However, before we start I want to first mention that The Office this week had a great TWSS moment. You need to get your TiVo working to record that so you can check it out if you missed it this week.

The first story starts at about 6:30 PM when I brought some donuts from Dunkin' Donuts to help the remaining workers get through the rest of the day. This is where the story starts:

Me: Did you get a donut?
Woody: Yea and it gave me a little surprise
Me: Oh, you didn't know it was a Boston Creme donut?
Woody: No, I didn't I bit down and all of a sudden I had creme in my mouth...
Me: Thats What She Said

The next story comes from Josh Sunday. He submitted this to me and again it involves Woody and his crazy antics.

Woody: Cough, sneeze (does this for a little and its uncontrollable)
Sunday: Wow, Woody, you're always dying over there
Woody: Yea, something is always coming up or going down
Schilling: Thats What She Said

I think what makes this story even funnier is that both Matt Frese and myself heard the end TWSS from the front of the office and we both laughed. Anyways that has been another installment of TWSS. Check back next week. Enjoy

Friday November 9th - TWSS

Welcome back kids and the few parents that are hip enough to get this blog. This week we will explore the world of Pee Wee Football. The other day after Garrett, Howie and Brandon finished up with their music making, the four of us decided to go and support local music at an open mic night at Cocoa Lane. As we were driving to the event talks about the past weekend came up and Brandon explained why he didn't go on a trip to Delaware for Pumpkin Chunkin. He explained that as a first time ref he couldn't call out from doing his job. This got us on the discussion of Pee Wee football and as I digress gets us to this weeks TWSS.

Me: Do you keep your whistle in your mouth when your running up the field?
Me: Have you ever blown it when a cool play happened and you blew it because you thought it was awesome?

Brandon: No, I keep it in my hand, the older refs don't like it in my mouth because they don't want me to go early.
Me: That's What She Said

I know it is gettnig to the end of the year and people are trying not to write more emails then they have too, but come on people email me your funny TWSS moments I know you have them and I will expose it to the world (TWHS I am that good I can do a gendered switch TWSS).

Friday November 2 - TWSS

Happy November everyone. I hope everyone recovered from Halloween I know it was one we will all somewhat remember for a long time. This week's TWSS comes from Matt Frese, who happened to say 1. He will never have his picture taken and put up on the website and 2. He would never give me a good TWSS because he already had a Thats What She Said site. Well when push comes to shove I have a picture of Matt and this week he gave us the TWSS statement. Anyways I digress. I needed to get a red pen to sign some letters going out and this is where we begin our story:

Me: Darvick do you have a red pen?
Darvick: Yea
Me: Can I borrow it for a minute
Adam throws it over to my desk with no warning
Me: Whoa man
Darvick: Did I hit you?
Me: No, I just didn't expect it to come that fast
Frese from his office
Frese: Thats What She Said

Thanks Matt. I hope you continue to provide more and more great moments. Also thanks for everyone sending in their stories. See you next week.