Friday October 26 - TWSS

This week's enstallment of the famously popular Thats What She Said Friday is brought to you by two different groups of people in my life but who continue to provide some great TWSS material. The first story happened during the workday on Thursday. Brian, John and myself were in John's new office just hanging out when Brian wanted to show John the video he put together of Clint Hurdle the manager of the Colorado Rockies (Check out the video) and as John was watching this TWSS discourse occured.

After the video stopped somewhat suddenly
John: is that it?
Brian: yea it just kinda ends there
My back is to them looking at some gear
John: how do you make it bigger (in reference to the size of the video window)
Me: Thats What She Said....just give it a little rub

The second of the two stories this week comes from a friendly game of cards that Howie, Lauren, Garrett and myself were playing. We were sitting around the table just playing differnt card games when we decided to play some Iron Cross. For those who do not know Iron Cross is where everyone is dealt three hole (cards that are face down) and there are five cards dealt in the middle of the table in the shape of a cross. Two of the outside cards usually the top and the right side of the cross are flipped over. The next thing you do is declare if you want one of the rows that the flipped over cards are in, the cards that are showing, or the cards that are face down still. The object is to make the best five card poker hand. Anyways as the game was being dealt I flipped over the two up cards on the cross who both happened to be Jacks. This is where the story begins:

After I flipped the two Jacks over Garrett looks down at his hand:

Garrett: Whoever has a Jack in their hole will be pretty happy
20 seconds of silence
Lauren: Thats What She Said

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Friday October 19 - TWSS

Hello again. This week we have a one TWSS moment that I would like to share with you.
Ironically it involves Dunder Mifflin's competitor Staples. At the office this week my fellow employee Josh Sunday (not to be confused with Josh Friday). We were working on getting out some information to coaches for one of our Under Armour National Tryouts. I am sitting at my desk and Josh brings over a Staples box with the information that we will be sending out. I was busy finishing up another project when he dropped it off and had my back turned. This is how the conversation went.

Josh: Here is the information for the coaches in Tampa.
Me: Thanks I will get to it when I get finished with this
Josh: Ok I am also going to print out and bring over Miami's stuff
Me: How will I know which one is which?
Josh: I wrote Tampa on the top
Me: Nice, way to use that box
Josh: (Whilst walking away) Thats What She Said

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Friday October 12th - TWSS

So today we have two very special TWSS stories. The first one (which is short but sweet) actually comes from my night on Thursday October 11th. Marc was in town to see a Moe show and Ryan was in town for the night before heading down to Duke for homecoming. As we decided what we wanted to do, we decided we would go to Baltimore to try to see everyone. As we packed into Garrett's car a 2004 Hyundai Elantra we were trying to put on our seatbelts and this great TWSS was born. The car situation is Garrett is driving and Ryan has the shotgun position leaving, myself, Lauren and Howie in the back. Both Howie and I notice we dont have our restraints on and thought we probably should have them on, because if you do not you could die. As Howie and I tried to put our seatbelts on in the very compact backseat this was muttered.

Howie: I got it in but it just came right out
Lauren: Thats What She Said

Disclaimer: Please be safe, where a seatbelt its our law. Click it or Ticket

The second story comes from my office courtesy of Adam "The Mantis" Darvick. As Adam, Josh and myself were talking about the new shows on TV this fall, I mentioned the new show Cavemen, in disgust Adam quickly tried to say how bad the show was and this TWSS occured.

Josh: Heroes was totally sweet last night
Dave: yea man it was good
Adam: I think Chuck is pretty good
Dave: yea I like that too
Dave: what about Cavemen
Adam: Cadt....Cavth....Cavemest...I cant even get it out of my mouth its so bad
Dave: Thats What She Said

This has been a very nice week of TWSS we got a lot of different stories in, but I want even more. Please email me stories long or short it doesn't matter (Thats What She Said) and I will decide if its worthy to put up on the site. Email ThatsWhatSheSaidFriday@gmail.com. Thanks and have a great weekend.

Friday October 5th - TWSS

So this weeks that's what she said comes from a friend who needs not to be mentioned...this friend would like to remain unknown because they just watched Curb Your Enthusiasm (Episode 52 - The Anonymous Donor) hence the unknown factor. Anyways I digress here in as best as I can retell is the best TWSS of the week:

To help you experience the scene at the time my friend who we shall call "Friend X" and his Roommate who we shall call "Roommate" are sitting in their TV room (I would have said Family Room but I don't know the politically correct name for it, everyone calls it something else) anyways sorry for the many tangets, so both of them are sitting in the TV room in the dark playing on X-Box, playing a game called Hitman 2 or something...thats not important...what is important is that they are playing this game...well actually only "Friend X" is playing "Roommate" is watching and backseat playing...as they play this classic TWSS occus

Friend X: Ok, got him in my sight get ready to die
Roommate: Hurry up he is going to turn around (referring to the guy about to be "Hit")
Friend X: Shut up, I like to enjoy the moment
Roommate: Whack him off already!!!
Friend X: That's What She Said!
Both: ha ha ha

I must point out because of the big intro I wouldnt be doing my job if I didnt tell you how the mission went. Because of TWSS "that guy" turned around and "Friend X" had to start the "hit" again.

Thanks again for a wonderful start to Thats What She Said Friday's I look forward to recieving more and more wonderful stories so I can share...email me at ThatsWhatSheSaidFriday@gmail.com

What is "Thats What She Said Friday?"

Let me first explain if you do not know what "Thats what She Said" is then you probably will not like this Blog...

But if you choose to continue reading then I will explain...this saying which is almost as well known as the "Happy Birthday" song...however as the Happy Birthday song no one knows who wrote that,. .Thats What She Said was coined by Michael Scott (Steve Carell) the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin - Scranton branch.

This wizard of paper supplies coined this phrase in all of its glory.

This blog will be dedicated to stories in "real" life situations. Please submit your stories and Friday (hence the Thats What She Said Friday blog) I will post the funniest ones of the week. Email ThatsWhatSheSaidFriday@gmail.com